Ellie in Hot Pants / Ralph LaCharity


Bad teeth & sunken eyes don't hide
no weaknesses
for late hours & lots of booze
no mystery why this lady's
so huge
why, just one
of her thighs'd
keep a man drunk
for weeks but
the two together'd
break his back in a minute
less'n he be six five & drive
truck for a living

Hey!
I'm talkin' 'bout
Ellie in hot pans
broad Ellie bite
for bite
the baddest fat-butted
bitch on the block
deep Ellie drown
a whole town of frowns
when she go
poundin' round

Which is not to say
that this lady
don't grin & dance
& spread good times
don't dress to kill
don't love to love
come on hot
all the time &
you can't get her mad

I'm talkin' 'bout
Ellie in hot pants
big Ellie former
barmaid
loud Ellie used to be
a chambermaid
thirsty Ellie drink
her weight in
moonshine

Why, her butt be wider'n
most men's shoulders &
when she take a deep breath
necks pop
         eyes bug
                 blood surges

Hey!
her grin alone
scare cops away
she just cross her legs
blind you
belly to the bar
most men can
all got a chance
Ellie in hot pants
I say!


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