"Little Bird" - Rob White






"Little Bird" - Rob White

Little Bird
Little Bird hops up and wants a French fry.
I don't know you. You don't know me. I want your food now anyway.
But I wasn't done, I say
Little Bird
Little Bird don't give a crap
Little Bird says, "Give me that!"

Party at my place
Pretty little bird there
Hopped up to me and wanted a kiss
She doesn't know me. I don't know her. She wants a kiss now anyway.
But my girlfriend is right over there, I say
Little Bird don't give a crap.
Little Bird says, "Give me that!"

Client calls me up
In the wee hours
Says, "sqwak!" in my ears followed by, "now!"
But this isn't in the contract, client bird, I say.
Click. Hang up. Gone away.
Little Bird don't give a crap.
Little bird says, "Give me that!"

Old lady backs into me in a parking lot
Gets out and sqwaks, "You! Your fault! Your fault!"
But you backed into me, I say
Cops show up. Believe old lady, make me pay
Sorry son, you were too close
That's right! Old lady bird sqwaks
Little Bird don't give a crap
Little bird says, "Give me that!"

Little Bird hops up to me
French fry, now, it cheeps!
Fine. Take it. I was done.
Toss the fry. Watch him catch.
Two hops and then another bird interrupts
Fry! Now! Second bird says, then steals the bite and flies away
'Cause Little Bird don't give a crap
Little Bird says, "Give me that!"

Easy lesson here to see
Played out by birds in front of me
Don't demand or steal, it's true
Lest someone take your fry from you

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