"More Guns" - Charley Seagraves





"MORE GUNS" - Charley Seagraves

More guns, more guns
for our daughters and our sons,
more guns, more guns
for Pope Francis and his nuns.

More guns, more guns,
more guns for the NRA,
more guns, more guns,
more guns for the KKK.

More guns for our saloons,
more guns in all our schools,
more guns for thugs and goons,
more guns for clowns and fools.

More guns for daycare centers,
more guns for churches too,
more guns for saints and sinners,
more guns for me and you.

More guns for Sarah Palin,
more guns for Sly Stallone,
more guns for Eddie Van Halen,
more guns for Al Capone.

More guns for Nikki Haley,
more guns for Nathan Deal,
more guns for Beetle Bailey,
more guns for Bobby Seale.

More guns for the Turks and Caicos,
more guns for the Congolese,
more guns for the Philippinos,
more guns for the Japanese.

More guns for Algeria,
more guns for Bethlehem,
more guns for France and Syria,
more guns for Vietnam.

A Luger for every cougar,
A Berreta for Loretta (Lynn),
A Benelli for Liza Minnelli,
A Glock for Mr. Spock.

More Glocks, more Glocks
to protect our argyle socks,
more Glocks, more Glocks,
for all our nerds and all our jocks.

A gun for everyone, indeed,
I've known it all along,
the more we have the more we need,
what could possibly go wrong?


©2014 Charley Seagraves


[photo: Atlanta, GA gun shop, 2010]

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